Cranky Hermit Soaps, Body & Face Creams, Lip Balms & More!!
The Cranky Hermit has been making goat's milk soaps for over 30 years. We strive to make a quality product using simple ingredients. We believe everyone should be able to afford a healthy and high quality product. We do not use palm oils in any of our recipes and use organic or local ingredients whenever possible.
We love custom orders. Consider us for bridal party or bridal/baby shower gifts.
We also offer a large variety of amazing handmade greeting cards.
Please take a look at what we offer and contact us with any questions. Enjoy!
3 oz Goat Milk Soap
Several Floral shapes available
Packaged in an organza bag
$5.00 per bar
Scents listed below
Lip Balms
Chocolate Cherry
0.25 oz tin $4.00
Body Cream
Lavender (best seller)
Eucalyptus & Mint
Rose Patchouli
Unscented
Grapefruit Bellini
6 oz jar $12.00
Goat's Milk soaps in a variety of shapes and scents
Soap Scents $5.00 per 3 oz bar
Lavender Our #1 Best Seller
Rosemary Mint
Rosemary Sage
Unscented soap
NEW: Activated Charcoal
Seasonal Soap Scents Available Now $5.00 per 3 oz bar
Lavender Cedar
Wildflower Honey
Soothing Face Cream
Unscented. Very soothing face cream for most skin types
6 oz jar $12.00
Fun shaped soaps!
Bugs and small flowers, 1-2 oz each. Great for kid's gifts and fun surprises.
Packaged two to an organza bag, you can pick scent and shape, subject to availability
$5.00 each bag
Hand Crafted Greeting Cards
Variety of sentiments, many one of a kind.
See below for more information
$4.00 each
For the Green Bay Packer Fans out there!
Green Bay Packer shaped soaps. Several scents available and new ones available soon. Nice sized 4 -5 oz bars $5.00 per bar
Large Gift Set
When you like someone a little more - get them the Large Gift Set.
Decorated sturdy cardboard box containing:
Two Goats Milk Soaps - 0.5 oz Tin of Lip Balm - 2 oz Face OR Body Cream
$20.00
Many box varieties to choose from
Don't forget to add a homemade greeting card for $4.00 to complete the gift!
Hand Crafted Greeting Cards
These cards are amazing. Many are one of a kind works of art, so selection will vary. Sentiments available from birthday, sympathy, thank you and general “hello” cards. Envelopes are stamped with a stamp that complements the inside of the card. Keep several on hand! $4.00 each
How to Order
- Please email us at crankyhermitproducts@gmail.com
- Don’t want to email? Text at 920.660.8844 and we can discuss too!
- Shipping is via USPS
- We’ll contact you with the shipping costs, your total due and payment options.
- Thank you!